Entry: The Army Of Super-Whores Wednesday, October 31, 2007



This is my second article for gay.eu
sorry I haven't been writing lately, Its been really hectic with the running around for my visa. But it looks like the end is in sight, Im getting my documents later today.

Anyhow, have a read at my second column article:

The Army Of Super-Whores

We have all heard about the Monica Lewinsky political sex-scandal which rocked the white house in 1995-1996. The Rebecca Loos – David Beckham affair should be amongst those well known sex-scandal cases as well. The George Michael caught-with-pants-down-in-a-public-bathroom was also one of those memorable ones. The list goes on and on, people love sex, and where there’s sex, there will be scandals.

In Suriname we have our own type of scandals. Even more outrageous than anything you have ever heard before. Scandals with flagrant incriminating evidence, yet nothing gets done about it. Alleged child molestation charges, adultery of the highest degree, child labor, embezzlement of government funds yadda yadda yadda. Did I also tell you that all these charges have been made against one single person? He owns the complex next to my house, which makes him my neighbor.

If you passed by my house (which is a roomy 200 square metres) you would understand the enormity of the behemoth structure. That is, in Surinamese standards. It’s this huge building, which consists of several houses which have been stitched together. It is far from esthetic, and it has even been painted in a salmon color. Why in-the-name-of-everything-that-is-sane would someone paint an ugly building in a salmon color. Why?
Anyway, the building complex has a lot of areas. It has a warung (Javanese restaurant), a pool hall, the living quarters and the pool area. The pool has been finished for quite some time now, but it was never filled. It now serves as a mosquito larvae incubator. Which is not a good thing considering I live next door. The living quarters are funny actually, they’re more like cages. And they took complete advantage of the fact that the university is only 700m from them. They offer low income housing but with even lower quality standards. The rooms are so small that your bed gets wet if you take a shower with the bathroom door open. The cages are rented to students from the (outer) districts who have no other alternative for a place to stay, so they pay the hundred bucks a month. Aside from these cages, there are two suites in the complex as well, these are quite grand in comparison.

I am finally getting back to the core of my story. It is about the inhabitants of these suites. The complex is owned by an ex-politician. The same ex-politician who has been charged (but never prosecuted –because he is a politician--) with all those things I referred to in the beginning.
The upper suite is the new house for his new überwhore. She is a young student, and also his protegé. I bet he is training her in all the ways possible. Front back, and side to side J
The lower suite is now the house of his ex überwhore. This one  won a beauty pageant some time back and  I bet that is how she appeared on ‘the politician’s’ radar. She was 16 at the time. Ever since she got pushed down from her position at the top of the politician’ s whore-chain, she also has moved on. Her current beau  is a married man who just happens to be a minister of the state. She is moving out to a new house soon. This new home comes with a garage with room for two cars. Oh yeah, did I mention she already has the cars to fill the garage? This is a girl with no known education, (incidentally, by the way).



Back to the first politician.
Further down my street he recently erected another building. No-one knows where he gets his money from. No wait, he used to be in politics. That explains everything.
Now this new building is nothing other than a girls orphanage. A pedophile is opening a girls orphanage. Welcome to Suriname. Population: 487.000 idiots.

The weird thing about this all is, people are actually screaming to get their daughters into that orphanage. Knowing what will happen to their daughters. I guess that the economical situation amongst the Javanese people in our country is far from desirable. People are giving their daughters away to this orphanage in the hope that their daughters can fuck their way out of poverty. Something at which they stand a better chance of doing in this particular orphanage. It is sad actually. These little girls will be making up the army of superwhores in the time to come. Screwing politicians near you. I bet they get exported too.

If you were wondering why Suriname isnt doing so well, this is why. It is because these superwhores of the government need houses and cars.

I want my own politician who will pay for my house and two cars. Why do these superwhores always go first. I am way better at sucking dick than they are – and according to miss Monica L.-- that should be enough.

 


   2 comments

Shib's Inc
November 1, 2007   07:55 AM PDT
 
Wahahahahahaha Somo is hotness altijd :P Nasty ...Good one waaaaaay grappiger dan de eerste :D
Tigerrr
November 1, 2007   01:01 PM PDT
 
lol, im glad you approve:P en de eerste was nie funny bedoeld:P

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